Wednesday, May 2, 2012

WoodQuin is a Shawol

Over the hills and faraway, Wooden Mannequin comes out to play!  
He stumbles upon a wild computer playing a music video of KPOP quintet, SHINee.
WoodQuin suddenly has the urge to join in. 

Sherlock! 

I'm so curious yeah~
*Struts away LIKE A SIR*

*snaps finger and stomps foot*

Ring Ding Dong~ Ring Ding Dong~ Ring DIGIDINGDIGIDINGDINGDING!!!
*diva pose*

Hello~ *this way, Sir*
Hello~ *this way, M'am*

Lucifer!
*points to heaven, points to earth*
*twists leg awkwardly*



BOREDOM KILLS. 

REALLY. 

Sunday, December 11, 2011

ECLIPSE

I FINALLY WITNESSED A LUNAR ECLIPSE!!!

OMG OMG OMG 


AHHH. 
IT WAS SO FASCINATING I REGRET NOTHING.


I literally sat by the window for 2 hours watching the Moon disappear and reappear right before my eyes.


I took several pictures and videos documenting the process of the eclipse, but i'm really disappointed with my lousy camera, which so decidedly to stall. 
(*stabs camera*)

If only I had my camera earlier in the night while I was outside, could have taken down the entire process of the eclipse. 
(*stabs myself*)

What I have is the mid-first part and the second part of the ecliptic process. Which in simple english means, half of the disappearing act + the full reappearing act of the Moon
(*stabs you then stabs myself*)

ARGH. IF ONLY I HAD A BETTER CAMERA WITH ME. GRRRRRRRR. 
(*stabs myself in the brain*)

Below is a compilation of some of the pictures I took with my lousy camera of the ecliptic process. 
Notice: Amateurish photographic skills, not suitable for people who only have eyes for nice things.

P.S. I LOVE THE RED MOON THOUGH! <3 <3 <3 



OH OH!

What was even more fascinating apart from the Lunar Eclipse was the fact that the Orion constellation could be seem extremely clearly too!
 You know, the constellation with three stars in line to each other, forming the Orion Belt? YAH! THAT ONE! 
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 

It has been raining massively in Singapore, hence stars have been almost non-visible to the naked eye in night skies for a long while already. 

BUT, THEY WERE EXTREMELY CLEAR AND VISIBLE TONIGHT!!!

ZOMG. I FEEL SO FULFILLED ALREADY. 

Taking Astronomy really made me appreciate the Lunar Eclipse even more than I believe I would. It was really eye-opening to see it with my own eyeballs.

THANK YOU UNIVERSE FOR BEING SO AMAZING. YOU TRULY FASCINATED ME. 


Disclaimer: The blogger is extremely bimbotic and gets fascinated really easily. Do pardon her if you find Moon-watching and Eclipses retarded. Thank you for your kind understanding. *STABS*

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Copy & Paste

That's not so much of a compliment. 

Mumpok and I

"Copy and paste"

We hear that so often, it sounds almost like a home-coming call; a Family Name. 

Just so you know, WE DON'T LOOK THE SAME

That's an obvious fact unless you are blind. 

And I can confidently tell you that half the people we've met are blind. 

Cos' the very first thing they tell us was, "WOW YOU BOTH LOOK ALIKE!"

and you've got popcorns for eyeballs

Mumpok and I, again.

 For every person that comments that my Mum and I look alike, we shall be given a dollar. I'll probably be a millionaire by now. 

And I hate it when people say my Mum and I look like sisters. 
Yah, sure T.T

Your compliment have obviously offended somebody. 

So for that, I'm gonna give you a "You suck" face. 


Oh, aren't we just gorgeous here? :)

I remember how this lady walked up to my Mum and I when we were in Hong Kong. Then she went, "nei dei zi mm zi bin dou tab meh meh dou meh zam?" (你们知不知哪里搭XX到X站 - do you know where to take which train to blah
Then we went, "ngo dei mm hai hiong gong yan" (我们不是香港人 - we are not local)
Then she went, "orh moh la, ngo zi hai gok dek nei dei hou ci yong" (没事啦,我只想说我觉得你们长得很像 - oh, nothing much, i just wanted to say that I think you both look very much alike)

So my Mum and I were like O.O
This stranger (most probably a local Hong Kong resident herself) came up to ask us directions but actually just wanted to tell us that we look alike?!? 


Yah, for that, you deserve this face. 
Mompok looking all UNAMUSED. 

SUCKER PUNCH IN YOUR FACE.


Well, I always laugh it off nicely when people tell us that we look alike, but really, "copy and paste" is too much. How do you like it when people say you look like a "copy paste" version of a 49 year old person? CRIESOUTLOUD.


My Mum once told me that her colleague saw a picture of ME on her computer screen and went, "Wow Kat you look so young here!"
 Erm, THAT'S COS' THAT'S MY FACE YOU ARE LOOKING AT!

CRIESOUTLOUDONCEMORE.

For that, I'm giving you another face, 

Retards on the loooooose!


Not that I'm angry, just that this joke has to stop. 

It's so overused it's not even funny anymore. 

Even my brother agrees. 



oh! another doppelgänger. 

-end-


Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Like too long ago to care

Hi.

So I haven't been in here since too long ago, I actually forgot my password.

I was so close to just give up and say BYE to this graveyard forever.

Why do I even bother? Isn't Facebook, Twitter and maybe Tumblr enough to fulfill the needs of narcissism and reciprocative-stalking?

Ya.

Maybe. I should. Just give up blogging.

:D

Bye for now. See you again when I'm depressed.

It's such a wonderful life out there and IDK why some choose to spend their time facing the computer 24/7.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

:D :D :D

Eeyer, how come someone can be so handsome?
HAHAHA


Aaron Yan, I hereby christian your middle name to be Gorgeous. 






(I know my watermark on the pictures are retarded, but seriously, TAKE AND DIE.)


Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Life Mileages

To where?



The hot desert?

The malls? 

Niagara Falls? 

New York City? 

Orchard Road? 

Tokyo?

Disneyland? 

The garden? 

The railways?

The beach? 

The neighbourhood? 

The ocean? 


Where next will this pair of goody feet bring me? 

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

All I want for Christmas is Hurts.

"All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day"

I know it's the wrong time and wrong season, but this song is washing my soul inside out right now.

Hurts, I love thee.



Beautiful.