♉Edelyn: Moldy brain + G-G

I think my brain has become moldy; it took me longer than usual to response to things, such as answering the phone.
Case in point, I could not hear my house phone ring.
Even if I heard it, I would let the stupid melody run through my head for a few seconds before registering that I have an incoming call.
Most of the time, it only hit me that I had a call after the ring ends.

Oh man, and I realize that I am mistaking words for other words, and I am always rolling over words when I speak.
I would type out the wrong words in smses, such as ‘I will lunch eat lunch later’ instead of ‘I will go eat lunch later’.
My words jumble up when I talk, like ‘The strong is so smell’ when I actually mean ‘The smell is so strong’.
Retarded, right? Extremely.

I am already feeling the rotting in me. Spending too much, eating too much, sleeping too much, watching too much.
I turn on the television the moment I wake up, and switch it off only when I go to bed; so much so for being a Green ambassador.
Either that, or I go out and trash my time away. My youth wasted on the all-so-boring shopping malls of Singapore.
Orchard is getting boring, Tampines 1 is worse, and Iluma tops the list of useless malls in the world. Our economy is going to remain stagnant all thanks to these non-profit making shopping malls can?!
Going to the cinema is another activity that just burns more of myself away. Yeah, I’m made of Gold. Okay I will slap myself for that.
Anyway, besides watching X-Men twice, I watched Angels & Demons and Night At The Museum 2. NATM2 is not bad, quite funny, but not as fantastic as the first.

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I also bought a rather useless book for myself, its called ‘Garfield Minus Garfield’.
It’s a book created by this funny lad named Dan Walsh, who happily erased Garfield cat from the original comic strips.
You are then left with a silly human, Jon, who seems to be talking rubbish to himself.
They find it hilarious, poking fun out of Jon’s misery.
Actually I found it funny too, cos’ it’s super lame, but after reading it, I realized that I am somewhat like Jon, pathetic and moronic.
Laughter aside, that book cost me almost twenty bucks, that’s when I can’t continue laughing anymore.

Garfield minus Garfield