New Umbrella!

 I know it's the exams periods, but I'm spending my days as though I'm the biggest sloth in the world. Oh my life is the biggest joke, ain't it？ Even <--- that question mark is a joke but I'm gonna leave it as it is since it's, I suppose, laugh-worthy.

Anyway, mum (or was it dad...) bought me a new umbrella today. It's really nice! Okay I know it's retarded to be showing off my umbrella on my blog, I wanted to blog about the General Elections but I'll probably drown in my own sweat and tears after typing out the post cos' there's just too much to say and I'm so very disappointed with the results. So, to bring move on in life albeit it being a joke, I'm gonna talk about my new umbrella instead :) I'm sure it's going to be very useful in times to come, I foresee more gloomy days and dark clouds to come, especially now that my area in under the opposition. ARGH.

Say HELLO  to my umbrella everyone! I hereby name it 'Blues'.

Look! It's so thin and compact! Awesome for people like me who has five billion and one things in my bag, I need an umbrella that is small and light that doesn't take up much space in my bag. 

 This picture show the size relative to a comb. Oh how random.

This is how it looks like when it's opened. (Wow what a messy table! IDC)．

 Clearer view of it being opened.

 Okay before this gets stupid and repetitive, I'm gonna show you what's REALLY COOL about this umbrella k.
Check this out.

 After sprinkling some water on the umbrella like how raindrops would wet the umbrella...
 Prints surface!

 Zoom in to see it! See? See how the droplets show the patterns?

 This is a clearer picture.

 Awesome shit right?

 I'm like playing with the umbrella only. HAHA damn cool.

 See? The flower pattern surfaced!

 Nice and pretty!

 Woah, damn bimbotic. But I like! :D

Anyway, Lizzy bought this mega funny autobiography of Tina Fey. Okay I haven't really read it yet, will read it after Lizzy is done with it and when I'm done with my exams. Maybe this will bring more joy into my life. Life, oh life. Sighs.

 She's a horror. Look at those arms.

Anyway, I bought Yoga Lin's album!! WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But why must it be in this faux-LD size?

 But I found a damn retarded page in the lyric book. Like what? Plastic bottles and a pair of sewing scissors? Hmm. But nothing can be weirder than another page I saw...

 Dissecting a fish! What the fish.

But for good music who really cares what's in the lyric book? It's just another funny concept they are trying to introduce and brand this album with. Pretty daring and rather cute I would say, matches my random and direction-less life now anyway. hehheh. what a joke.