There Goes My Thailand Trip:(

Sawatdee Kaa?!?! Funny.
I've been anticipating this trip since August and now you tell me it’s cancelled?!?!?!
Just the next day after we've booked our tickets, you tell us there is an Emergency. We all thought this child's game would end soon.
We were utterly wrong.
Everything just got worse.
Just two days shy that great day; you come and tell us all flights are cancelled?
Excuse me?!?!?
What are you people doing?
Come on, get a life.
You hate Thaksin, you hate Somchai, now you are making me hate you.
I learnt from History class that you are "the friendliest people in Southeast Asia", and that you are very dependent on tourism for the survival of your economy.
And now?
You are halting all flights in and out of your capital.
Eh, thank you ah, but you've just made my life miserable by a whole lot.
Go on, continue this ugly thing, spare no lives, keep fighting,
You don't know what's what anyway.
The guy you want is not even there,
He might be kiao-ing(shaking) his khar(leg) now while you are staging this pointless uprising.
Why do you even hate that guy?
Cos' he stole your money and invested it on a government project?
Cos' he sold the country's assets to a foreign company?
And then?
So what?
What has it really got to do with you?
Governments all over the world are doing things their citizens so often disagree to.
Is what you are doing really necessary?
You are already deviating from your stand.
Now you target another guy,
The latter's brother-in-law.
Haha, so what did this guy do to offend you?
Being related to the previous guy?
Please, stop acting smart.
Where is my idol Bhumibol?
He is so old already, please do not stress him up further with this initially-trivial-but-aggravated-by-you-harebrained-peeps thing.
It's a political thing, and your irrationality have made it turn into a social unrest.
MY SHOPPING TRIP IS GONE ALL THANKS TO YOU!
Now, you better reflect upon yourselves
And swallow that hand grenade in your hand.
Drop all batons and whatsoever weapons you have.
Love each other like how you always had.
Disperse from the streets and get back to your stalls.
Engage in healthier activities like, you know,
Imagine Songkhran and spray water on each other instead,
Tend your crop field,
Cook more Tom Yum Goong,
Offering an incense to the four-face Buddha,
Bargaining a price with tourists,
Getting prepared for that transvestites performance,
Whatever,
Anything away from violence.
Bye, and Chok Dee (Good luck).